A Quick Laugh For 5 Minutes

A friend of mine e-mailed me these jokes and I think they are so funny I just have to share it with you. Happy reading ya'll!
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Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"

Pre-Mega Seminar Concert

Last Saturday, a Pre-Mega Seminar Concert was held in Likas Adventist Church. Many singing groups took part, including my group, Witness Wide. But there was one particular group that made my hair stand from beginning to end of every song they sang. That singing group is called Ambassador Youth Chorale. Can’t wait to hear them sing again!

Here are some shots that I took during the concert.

The Gospel Singers

Witness Wide (Photo taken by Juanita Golotoh)

The Angkasa Choir


My friend Juanita at the piano


Pastor Nelson Benda


Concentrate......


Is it our turn yet?


The Ambassador Youth Chorale


Likas AY Choir


Pastor Francis Lajanin giving the sundown worship lesson


Shy little Elsa


Sisters forever!

For those who are interested, the Mega Seminar Concert will be on the 27th April 2008. For now, the venue will be at KDCA Hall, Penampang. Any changes of venue will be informed later. See you there!

From Genting to KL

As you all should know, a few weeks ago, I attended a course at IAB (Institut Aminudin Baki) Genting. I should have posted this earlier but I was so busy with work at the office and outstations, I only had time to read my emails. Yes…I am that busy. Anyway, now that things have slowed down a bit…I can breathe. I won’t be going for outstations this week. Next week…maybe, but I want to enjoy this week at the office.

Here are some pics that I took at Genting.


Going up.....

The view of Genting Hotel from the cable car

Meet Mr. Python...can you believe that he's just a month old.

Imagine how big he'll be in a year's time!!

For you 'assam' lovers out there this place is definitely the place to go! This shop is named Country's Tid-Bits & Candies Cottage which is located at Genting Skyway Complex. This shop sells assam in heaps. And the best thing is...you can even taste everything before you buy anything. Can you see the dried mango strips? Yummy-yum!

Below is the cuttlefish section. Sweet...spicey...dried...? They have it all! Luckily I don't at cuttlefish...hehehe....

And for the little ones....candy and jelly...in every flavour!

Another row of assam...take your pick!

The view of the shop taken from the counter. Can you spot the dried kiwi? I never knew you could make the kiwi fruit into that. hehehe...

So for those going to Genting…do stop by Country’s Tid-Bits & Candies Cottage at Genting Skyway Complex. You won’t regret it! :)

Our course ended on 19/3/2008. My flight was on the next day so I went to stay at my in-laws place in Petaling Jaya. They just moved to PJ in February….so I now have a place to stay every time I go for meetings in Putrajaya. Roslinda, my brother-in-law’s wife was transferred to PJ, Kuala Lumpur so the whole family moved with her….they have two adorable little girls.


From L-R: Roslinda, Christie, Velora and Luther.

Aren't they adorable!!

Thanks Linda and Luther for having me to stay at your lovely house. I’ll come and visit you guys again soon!!

2 1/2 Day Course at IAB, Genting

Tomorrow is the last day of my 2 1/2 day course at IAB (Institut Aminudin Baki), Sri Layang, Genting Highlands. I arrived om Sunday. This course started yesterday and will end tomorrow afternoon. I thought that this place would be as cold as Kundasang but it actually isn't. Some of the staff here say that it isn't as cold as 10 years ago. I think it's because of the Global Warming that is currently happening.

I'm using a public computer which is in the hostel lobby....as i type this...there is a security guard and a few hostel staff watching TV..so ada kawan juga lah. Before I came here, my mother-in-law told me that the hostel that she stayed in was haunted. I don't know which hostel she stayed in because there are two hostels here. A few years before her pension, she came here for a course and she had her own experience with the unnatural. I'm not really surprised since this place is surrounded by the forest. I haven't experienced anything weird and I wouldn't want to....palis-palis...!

Tomorrow we'll be going back to KL. I'll be going to my in-laws house tomorrow. But befor that i'll be stopping by SOGO to see what is on sale. I hear it's still having sales...! I just gotta get a new wallet...koyak-rabak already my old one..hehehe...
I took some pictures of my trip to Genting yesterday...will post them up when I get back home on Thursday.

Ba...got to get some rest for tomorrow...we got quiz tomorrow. Good night peeps! Sweet dreams!

Things Aren't Always What They Seem

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.
The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.
When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem."
The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest.
When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.
The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.
"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied.
"When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it."
"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren't always what they seem."

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until some time later...

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Inspiration

BEFORE YOU SPEAK… LISTEN
BEFORE YOU WRITE… THINK
BEFORE YOU SPEND… EARN
BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE…WAIT
BEFORE YOU PRAY…FORGIVE
BEFORE YOU QUIT…TRY

Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have the power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about.
If you keep saying you can’t stand your job, you might lose your job.
If you keep saying you can’t stand your body, your body can become sick.
If you keep saying you can’t stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating.
If you keep saying you’re always broke, guess what? You’ll always be broke.
If you keep saying you can’t trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you.
If you keep saying you can’t find a job, you will remain unemployed
If you keep saying you can’t find someone to love you or believe in you, our very thoughts will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs.
Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more positive and power packed with faith, hope, love and action.
Don’t be afraid to believe that you can have what you want and deserve.
Watch your “Thoughts,” they become words;Watch your “Words,” they become actions;Watch your “Actions,” they become habits;Watch your “Habits,” they become character;Watch your “Character”, for it becomes your “Destiny”

So…….To prevent any obstacles…….

GET OUT OF YOUR OWN WAY! Enjoy every minute you live!!

I got this from Louis Pang’s Blog, in which he got from Arden Khoo’s Blog. I find it very inspiring and I hope you are inspired as well.

Busy Week!

This week was surely by far the busiest week since my transfer to my new department. There was the audit visit by Internal Auditors from Jabatan Akauntan Negara and meetings at Tawau.

Phew..! Glad this week is over....had a good sabbath day today...and I'm looking forward to another week ahead. Here are some pics from last week that I should've uploaded earlier. These pics were taken at church and my home.

My dear Grandmama. This photo of her was taken during last sabbath's potluck after church service.

My sis Pammie. Taken at church. She's always ready with her mega watt smile when there is a camera around..heheheheee...



My Kim posing for the camera...




A candid shot of Kim



My little Elsa...Pammie was behind me making faces which made Elsa laugh.



Have a great weekend folks!! And have an equally great week ahead! :)